Today, as we were leaving for the bus - Joey was already outside. I open up the front door and Joey is yelling "Mommy! Mommy!" with a look of panic on his face. I say "What's wrong?" Joey said "Mommy, a squirrel!"
At that very moment, the squirrel that was hanging right by my face off the screen door - jumped OVER my shoulder into my house!!!!!!
I started screaming at the top of my lungs "Babe! Babe!"
I grabbed Nicky and Jenny and threw them in the kitchen so they couldn't go near the thing - which had run behind my computer desk.
Joeyboy runs upstairs and says "What's wrong?????"
I told him that a squirrel was in the house and it ran behind the desk. So he proceeded to dig the squirrel out - then, like the good Daddy he is, he showed the baby squirrel to the kids. After which he went to put the rat with a furry tail outside.
Then....
The squirrel jumped OUT of his hands and BACK into the house!!!!! It took another full 1/2 hour for Joe to get it this time - he had to move the computer desk and the TV armoire to get the thing. He started out the morning kind of giggling that the squirrel got in and how panicked I was - and ended the escapde saying "You M Fing Squirrel, get the F out you Stupid F!"
The whole time the kids and I stayed in the bedroom coloring. Of course, Jenny would run to the living room from time to time and come back to give us the report:
"Ma Ma - bada bada yada yada blah blah ...squirl." I think she was repeating what Joe was saying! LOL
Nicky was just happy to be coloring.
Only in my house folks!!!!
At that very moment, the squirrel that was hanging right by my face off the screen door - jumped OVER my shoulder into my house!!!!!!
I started screaming at the top of my lungs "Babe! Babe!"
I grabbed Nicky and Jenny and threw them in the kitchen so they couldn't go near the thing - which had run behind my computer desk.
Joeyboy runs upstairs and says "What's wrong?????"
I told him that a squirrel was in the house and it ran behind the desk. So he proceeded to dig the squirrel out - then, like the good Daddy he is, he showed the baby squirrel to the kids. After which he went to put the rat with a furry tail outside.
Then....
The squirrel jumped OUT of his hands and BACK into the house!!!!! It took another full 1/2 hour for Joe to get it this time - he had to move the computer desk and the TV armoire to get the thing. He started out the morning kind of giggling that the squirrel got in and how panicked I was - and ended the escapde saying "You M Fing Squirrel, get the F out you Stupid F!"
The whole time the kids and I stayed in the bedroom coloring. Of course, Jenny would run to the living room from time to time and come back to give us the report:
"Ma Ma - bada bada yada yada blah blah ...squirl." I think she was repeating what Joe was saying! LOL
Nicky was just happy to be coloring.
Only in my house folks!!!!
4 comments:
I am so sorry, but I was laughing so hard the whole time I was reading....and then I got to the picture! Priceless Jenn....just priceless.
Sorry that you had a morning start out like that. I am sure the kids got a kick out of it.
Lets try to chat soon.
Hahhahahaha, that sounds like a sitcom episode. ..and yes pea, only to you!!
Tuesday chat???
lol.... We have possums over here...
I was in tears! I laughed my butt off, that Mutha F'ing squirrel. Teee heee heeeeeeeeeeee.
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