Another one for the "Kids are gross" book.....

Well - today Nicky and Jenny were playing in the living room. I was cleaning up the dinner dishes. I walked over to check on them and Nicky held his hand out and said "heh" (meaning here). I opened my hand and he dropped in - ready? - a piece of poop!

At first I wasn't sure what it was so I said "What the heck is that?"

so then, I sniffed it (yes, I know how funny that is).

Then I said "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!!!"

SO, I then yelled "Nicky - what did you do???"

and Jenny started yelling "Kicky! Kicky! No!"

Thankfully - it wasn't all over the place but ...Still!


Despite that, sitting in my recliner watching curious George with my two freshly bathed babies, looking at my multi-colored crayola walls, and staring at $500 worth of toys on the floor (and another $1,000 in the toy box), listening to Joey singing "Shot through the heart", I realize that I am pretty damn lucky!

I hope everyone has a great day!

How fast six years has flown!

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Joey! Happy Birthday to you!!!

Happy Birthday my little man! I love you very very much!

It was a good day.

And modeling the latest trend in baby fashion...I present Miss Jenny. Miss Jenny is wearing an authentic Stop & Shop brand diaper, with a one of a kind Electrical tape belt. Notice that this diva needs no other clothing except the her new brown suede boots accented with delicate pink flowers.....

That is it! Show is over...I refuse to continue working with a bunch of amateurs!!

What the hell happened to my hair????????????

You give love....

Fair warning......

My husband took Nicky for his hair cut. He got scissor cut on top with a #3 (so he says - but I think it is a 2) on the sides and back. This happened at 11am - after a few choice words...I didn't speak to him again until 6pm!

Of course, Nicky looks cute...because he is Nicky...but he looks like a boy now - not my little baby. I have to get batteries for the camera and I will post pics.

See everyone Saturday at 7pm.

At least someone wore the flower hat!

(Besides Kristin that is!)